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So when I saw her she approached me, And asked me if I like to play.
I said I’ll play if you play with me. I thought that I might like the game.
She said well come and we’ll get freaky. I went along, I thought, to score.
But when she pulled out all the duct tape, I knew then what I was in for.
Edward 40 Hands makes you a man
Two bottles strapped on to your hands
She strapped a bottle of old English, Completely to each of my hands.
I said hold on, I need to take a piss, She said "tough shit, aren’t you a man?"
I couldn’t piss until she saw that, Both the 40s were drank down.
I drank them both, but it was too late. That's how I wound up on the ground.
Edward 40 Hands makes you a man
Two bottles strapped on to your hands
Help me please. I must go now, but I can’t get my zipper down,
And I can’t do it without help from you.
Help me please. I need a smoke, but I can’t light it - my hands are choked
And I can’t light it without help from you.
Help me please - I can not stand. I’m laying here with soiled pants,
And I can’t get up without help from you.
You found me lying on the pavement, In a pool of my own filth.
I tried to stand up when you saw me, but lost my balance and I slipped.
You said dude why you got those empties, Strapped onto each of your hands?
I said that I just learned a new game, And now I got piss on my pants.
Edward 40 Hands makes you a man
Two bottles strapped on to your hands
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